mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

http://caffeineandcartridges.tumblr.com/post/25976127052/carpe-diem-seize-the-day-carpe-noctem-seize

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

http://zootedboy.tumblr.com/post/87053083667/girl-he-cheated-on-me-me-then-break-up-with

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

http://ponyta.tk/post/89340935234/sometimes-i-think-im-sassy-and-then-i-realize-im

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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http://fvkstyles.tumblr.com/post/92368760699/get-in-the-car-princess-daddys-taking-you

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

http://evitron.tumblr.com/post/80756407205/google-boob

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

http://vans-supreme.tumblr.com/
http://ohstylesno.tumblr.com/post/78491177620

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

http://logotv.tumblr.com/post/81345272649

love my new frame <33

prettymuchjustsomestuff:

prettymuchjustsomestuff:

Hello everyone. So I’ve reached 2000 followers and I just wanted to give my thanks!

The Prizes!

  1. Choose 1 item in my society 6 store + 3 stickers from my Redbubble + 1 commission
  2. 12in x 18in matte print of Zayn at the brits + 2 stickers from Redbubble  +  1 commission
  3. 2 stickers from Redbubble + 1 commission

Rules and Information

  • Need to be following me (because it’s for my lovely followers)
  • Please reblog this post once and like it.
  • Winners will be selected randomly using one of those algorithm things.
  • Need to be willing to give me ya address (so I can give ya the prize yo) 
  • Commissions —I’ll be drawing up guidelines for this at some point.

I’ll be drawing randomly on July 19th! Winners please contact me back within a 24 hr period, else I’ll pick a new one. 

helpful links: Society6 RedBubble ArtOnlyBlog

Just a friendly reminder to rb by next week if you want free shit